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Give Queen a new royal yacht for diamond jubilee, says Education Secretary, Michael Gove.

The education secretary writes: “In spite, and perhaps because of the austere times, the celebration should go beyond those of previous jubilees and mark the greater achievement that the diamond anniversary represents.”

I know, I know! How about we give the Queen a half decent Education Secretary for her diamond jubilee. In fact, if this should go ‘beyond… previous jubilees,’ why don’t we give her a whole new government that isn’t completely detached from reality and who treat anyone with a less-than-triple-figure-paycheque as a punchline to their sick joke.

Honest to god - what the absolute fuck? 

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