i fly bikes.

and do other things too.
The rants, raves and occasional revelations of a guy called Joe Ondrak.

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Right, I feel I ought to say some &#8216;things&#8217; about myself. I mean you&#8217;ve started following me, so you must be asking &#8220;who is the enigmatic loon that&#8217;s been sat in front of a keyboard with what must be the sole instruction to post about guitars, bikes and general detritus concerning whatever it is concerns him?&#8221;Well I&#8217;ll tell you. I&#8217;m Joseph Antonin Ondrak (second name is Czechoslovakian, apparently I&#8217;m in the only Ondrak family in the UK, whoodathunkit?), and I make a damn fine cup of tea. I&#8217;m from Wolverhampton in the UK, proudly the fifth worst city on the planet, studying Specialist English at university there. I&#8217;m in a band called Bad Apes, we&#8217;re not too bad, I don&#8217;t think (if you like shoegaze and noise-punk), and build my own effects pedals under the name Big O Effects. Every now and again, I&#8217;ll post some weird video of me jamming something out on my guitar, or even rarer, some mediocre poetry. However, for the best part, it&#8217;ll just be general &#8216;things&#8217; that interest me.I&#8217;m more than happy to chat and I&#8217;m pretty easy going, so use the ask box if you&#8217;re so inclined. 

Right, I feel I ought to say some ‘things’ about myself. I mean you’ve started following me, so you must be asking “who is the enigmatic loon that’s been sat in front of a keyboard with what must be the sole instruction to post about guitars, bikes and general detritus concerning whatever it is concerns him?”
Well I’ll tell you. I’m Joseph Antonin Ondrak (second name is Czechoslovakian, apparently I’m in the only Ondrak family in the UK, whoodathunkit?), and I make a damn fine cup of tea. 
I’m from Wolverhampton in the UK, proudly the fifth worst city on the planet, studying Specialist English at university there.
I’m in a band called Bad Apes, we’re not too bad, I don’t think (if you like shoegaze and noise-punk), and build my own effects pedals under the name Big O Effects
Every now and again, I’ll post some weird video of me jamming something out on my guitar, or even rarer, some mediocre poetry. However, for the best part, it’ll just be general ‘things’ that interest me.
I’m more than happy to chat and I’m pretty easy going, so use the ask box if you’re so inclined. 

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